Folks love them some Obama!

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Yeah I hate this holiday too!

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There were so many of these cartoons talking about the new Pres’ “INBOX” that it was hard to choose. But i found you guys one!

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And even someone as well spoken with a mouth as big as mine couldn’t have said it better!

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OK guys I’m gonna break this story down for you BigSho! Style cause I know you all have better shit to do than to read 8 paragraph story that the AP, Washington post and New York Times writers inked!

What:The subject here is the aforementioned Blackberry! The Presidents staff and the NSA(National Security Agency) wanted the President to give it up once he got into office and he’s been steadfastly refusing!

Who:the parties in this story are the new Pres(Obama for you schmucks who haven’t heard), his own staff and the NSA!

Why#1:The NSA want to get him to stop using it because they are worried that it can be hacked by spies from other countries and an even worse possibility conceived by some is that the REPUBLICANS get a hold of the precious info in it (cue the evil music…….)DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHH! But no one besides myself will actually say that part!

When:the decision about the precious hand held device came down yesterday after it was decided that he would be given a newer doubly encrypted Blackberry model or even the new Edge, which is a cross between Palm phones (like the Centro I use) and Blackberry’s!

Why#2?Why does this matter to you you ask. Well if you’re a national Security minded person the idea that the Russians or the Chinese could hack his phone from over the internet scares the shit outta ya? If you are a Democrat or Independent(If you don’t fall in those two categories you must leave this site now…….just kidding) then you worry that a rival party might get into his phone and find out some top secret party details (Get your mind outta the gutter Bill Clinton’s not in office anymore)! And finally if you use one of these smart phones yourself then your worry might be something like this:DAMN if they aren’t sure that they can protect the Presidents phone from getting hacked then is it possible that my boss might be able to find out that I spend most of the day in the office on Myspace, Facebook and shitty blogs like the one by that KNOWITALL Asshole BigSho. Or worse, that my wife might be able tov use it to hack  into my email and find out about the secret debit card I have to pay for my visits to that downtown “Massage Parlor“!  Good luck with that…………..

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I mean yes it was challenging but it was all worth it!

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A politcal cartoon that seems to be ehhhhhhhhhhh. Well I’ll allow you to decide for yourself!

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